Dear Future Girlfriend,

Just know that I’m always here when you feel like you want to talk. Feel free to tell me all about your day. Every little detail if you’d like. Tell me all about that funny thing your classmate did during class or how annoying your supervisor was at work today. Tell me about that crazy thing that happened to you during lunch or how delicious that new restaurant that just opened is. Text me when you’re stuck in line at the bank and have no one to talk to. Call me when you’re home alone and just watched a scary movie that seriously freaked you out. If you had a bad day, tell me all about it over some tea. Basically, feel free to tell me about anything and everything you’d like. I’m dying to hear all about it.

Dear Future Girlfriend,

I’m going to be completely honest. Upon meeting you, I’ll have a bit of a wall up. I’ve been fucked over way too many times. I’ve been through so much, and it’s taking a toll on me. My perspective on relationships is slowly changing.. I’m doubting myself more than usual. Please make me believe again. Please.

Dear Future Girlfriend,

I already have like our first couple of dates planned, so hurry up and get your butt over here so we can get started and be all lovey dovey and stuff xD By the way, I really do hope you like surprises :3

Dear Future Girlfriend,

Days like this make me wish you were here to spend my days at home with. Can you walk into my life already? Please?

Dear Future Girlfriend,

Guam doesn’t have a Disneyland, unfortunately. If you want to go so bad, instead of bring you there, I’ll bring Disneyland here :D I’ll disney-fy my entire house just for you. It won’t be nearly as close to the real thing, but it’d be the best I can do :P

Dear Future Girlfriend,

Let’s live an entire day as if it were a musical :D I’ve always wanted to do this, but I’d look like a creeper if I did this by myself. If you do it with me, we’d both look like creepers, but that wouldn’t matter because we’d be creepers together :D

Dear Future Girlfriend,

Let me take you out on a date to the park. I’ll push you on the swings, and I promise to catch you down the slide :)

Dear Future Girlfriend,

Just a warning in advanced. Just because you’re my girlfriend doesn’t mean i’ll turn down an opportunity to brutally humiliate you in public :3 I hope you don’t hate me afterwards.

Dear Future Girlfriend,

Put on your nicest dress, get your hair done and get yourself ready for an amazing date. I’ve got TWO McDonald’s coupons with your name on it ;) Yeah, I’m quite a spender, huh? lol

Dear Future Girlfriend,

Let’s sing. Just sing our hearts out. Whether we sound like an angelic choir or cats fighting, let’s just go all out. It’ll be a blast. I know it :)

Dear Future Girlfriend,

I sure do hope you’re the type of girl I’d want to bring home to my parents. Don’t worry. My parents are easy to get along with. I get my sense of humor from my dad, so don’t be offended if he jokes around. Then there’s my mom. If you wonder why I’m so nice and caring, well I get it from her. I’ve never brought a girl home to my parents, so I’m hoping you blow them away :)

Dear Future Girlfriend,

When we grow up and get married we’re going to be the proud owners of either a giraffe, tiger, or family of singing chipmunks, whether you like it or not.

Dear Future Girlfriend,

You ever see those old school movies of guys putting their jackets onto puddles for you to use to step on to get over the puddle? Yeah, don’t be expecting me to do that. I mean if it’s small enough to be covered with a jacket, you can simply walk over it. If it’s like a giant puddle that’s impossible to walk around, then screw it. Jump on my back. We’re sacrificing my shoes lol